while i have some time ill give an update on my last week or so...pictures will come later but for now im too lazy/tired/lazy to do all that so...here goes...
thursday night was one for the ages in albunny...not only was it MY last night there, but sam's as well...oh yeah and it happened to be the 27th anniversery(sp?) of mike's release from his mommy's womb...so there were many different reasons to celebrate...we started at bummer's to get that free margarita for mr. mike and eventually headed to pinto and slob's for kareoke...yeah...kareoke...seriously...mike got up and did a number from DIO's long list of classics and i followed up with a little sam+dave "hold on im comin"...needless to say there wasnt a dry vagina in the house that night...after screaming the entire song i felt like i was going to explode out of my mouth so i caught some rest on the bench outside of the bar...bad idea...because when fat girls in sunglasses see this, they immediatly think its ok to sit on my face...after going ass to mouth with said fatty i was forced to break the news to her that not only does she have a brand new collection of STD's, she also needs to realize that her future isnt THAT bright and thus doesnt need her facial accesssories...unless it was a brown bag...then maybe she could pass for something i might put my penis in...
moving on...
i decided to make moves and head home and gave mr. phillips a ride to b-block since he was in no shape to make the walk alone without getting ionto some sort of trouble...i also used his impared sense of judgement to convince him that he should jump in a dumpster...he didnt hesitate what-so-ever...way to be phillips...way to be...xoxox
(pictures of all of this will be up by the end of the week hopefully)
so i woke up the next morning, had breakfast with the family and got on that magic machine that would eventually bring me across the country back to SF...but first i had a layover in north carolina where i was relieved to find i could smoke INDOORS while i got drunk...god bless the south and thier unwvaering support of scumbagism...my flight got delayed for a few hours so once again i swore on my left testicle i would never fly US AIRWAYS again...terrible flight attendants and too many flight delays and headaches and blahblahblahblah just dont fly with them...trust me...
once i was in SF i got to my new room and awaited trevor's arrival...shit has been insane since...once he was unpacked we headed out to bomb hills and grab some beers with shea and his girl...met up with them at the attc and eventually the whole damn crew was there and i got to introduce trevor to my homies away from my homies, he was pumped...especially about the talks of a trip to the new sacramento concrete park the following morning...we had a few more beers and headed home...woke up to a call from shea telling us to meet up at pissburger alley to load into the van and make our way to sacto...that park was just insane...tons of underage rippers there making us feel old and slow but we of course had fun nonetheless...i believe this was trevors first time skating concrete bowls and he of course handled them with ease...ear to ear grins all day...if it wasnt for the over-abundance of little kids on razor scooters and loller bladers that place wouldve been really REALLY fun...but thats not the eparks fault, just shitty timing on our part...we headed back to sf but not before we hit up IN N OUT burger...god damn that place is indeed "whats up"...deeeeelish...just as we were getting back to the bay we caught an incredible sunset over the rolling hills of california, you couldnt ask for much more from one day...i told trevor i wasnt sure i would be able to match the level of awsomeness that was sunday for the rest of the time he was here but as it turned out, monday was right on par...
so we woke up monday around 11, got some breakfast on powell st and made our way to DLX...hung out and bullshitted for a little while and trevor got to meet some of the older upstate transplants...we were headed out the door when timmy walked in and was looking for dudes to make shred with...we hopped in his truck and headed to redwood city to skate this really rad but mellow (compared to sacto) park...some local kid who coujldnt have been more than 17 was absolutley putting it down with absolutley no effort...words cant really express how steezy this kid was, im pretty positive youll see what im talking about at some point, if he isnt am/pro by the time he's 18 theres something very wrong going on in the "biz"...
moving on...
we took off from redwood and went to menlo where trevor once again fell in love with concrete pools...i was just starting to warm up when i ate shit harder than i have in a long long time...straight to flat...knocked the wind out of me and left me in the fetal position for a good 60 seconds...once i got that first breath of air back though i knew it was on like con-ed...now that i knew i wasnt going to fall much harder than i already had i wasnt as afraid to shred the pool and finally learned how to keep my speed and really push the corners etc etc...overall we all had a blast and skated untill the last bit of daylight was gone...got back to SF around 6 and went to tims to roast some of that killer cali and check out his chopper-bike...its not finished yet but when it is...goood god damn...that shit puts a puch to fucking shame...100% 'merican badass...
ended the night by sippin beers on the street and heading over to the hemlock for punk rock and skate video night...some cute little punker-dyke gave me her number and told me to come over with a bottle and she'll cut my hair...im in need top...of a haircut AND maybe a black eye from trying to get some sort of dyke on dyke on me action...we'll see...
so yeah...thats about it for now...pictures will be up soon...untill then...eat shit
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